What is the worst thing to happen to a net maniac like me?

MY NET CONNECTION AIN’T PROPER..! and that’s totally a sucker thing to happen.. I am totally irritated, bored and fumed. I got 2 broadband connections and it is a total betrayal to have both of them down at the same time. To add over to the woe, I got my own Wi Fi Netgear router, which won’t keep itself connected to the server more than a minute. With all this dumbness happening to me, I am simply turning into one network guy trying my hands on the comp, router, the modem, the lines and the God. Nothing works.

Please don’t mind if I take a bit longer to respond online than usual…!